Beavers Mate for Life – Funny Wedding Card
✨ Skip the store
✨ Skip the stamp
✨ Skip the post office
Beavers Mate for Life – Funny Wedding Card
✨ Skip the store
✨ Skip the stamp
✨ Skip the post office
💌 Just type your message — we’ll handle the rest. Postage included.
💌 Sending this directly to them? Enter their name and mailing address at checkout as the Shipping Address.
Love is finding someone who helps you build a life… and maybe a dam or two along the way.
Front reads:
Beavers mate for life.
Inside reads:
Glad you found your Beaver.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
Why you’ll love it?
- Printed on thick, high-quality off-white cardstock (Paper tone may vary slightly between soft cream and bright white depending on stock availability).
- Comes with a matching envelope (gift-ready)
- Original hand-drawn design (made by me)
- Blank inside or printed with your message — your choice
- We print exactly what you type — spelling, punctuation, and tone included
Card size
5in x 6.5in (folded)
What is Mail it for me vs. Ship it to me?
Mail it for me vs. Ship it to me
- Mail it to them: Mailed directly to the recipient like a standard letter (stamp-style).
- Mail it to me (gift-ready packaging):
Arrives protected in a sleeve with extra packaging so it stays pristine — ready for you to hand-deliver.
When will I get my order?
All cards from Inappropriately Appropriate are printed to order.
Once shipped, delivery typically takes 3–7 business days, depending on location.
Delivery times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Return policy
Refund & Return Policy
Because our cards are printed to order (and some include personalized details), all sales are final once an order has been processed. Please review your order carefully before placing it.
We do not accept returns or offer refunds for:
- Personalized or custom items
- Errors made when entering personalization details
- Change of mind after an order is placed
- Delays caused by the shipping carrier
- Orders sent via standard letter mail once mailed
Damaged or Incorrect Orders
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect due to our mistake, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
Include:
Your order number
A clear photo of the issue
When appropriate, we will:
Replace the item, or
Issue a refund
Address Accuracy
Please double-check all shipping information before placing your order.
We are not responsible for items delivered to an incorrect or incomplete address provided at checkout.
A Note From Us
We’re a small business, and we truly care about every order. If something doesn’t feel right, please reach out — we’re always happy to take a look.
📧 Questions?
Email us at hello@inappropriatelyappropriate.com, and we’ll do our best to help.
Shipping
Shipping Policy
All cards from Inappropriately Appropriate are printed to order.
Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 2–4 business days.
Orders are not processed on weekends or holidays.
Delivery Time
Once shipped, delivery typically takes 3–7 business days, depending on location.
Delivery times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Method
Standard orders are mailed via USPS letter mail with a postage stamp and do not include tracking.
Tracked shipping is available at checkout for an additional fee.
Addresses
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order.
We are not responsible for orders delivered to an incorrect or incomplete address provided at checkout.
📧 Questions?
Contact us at hello@inappropriatelyappropriate.com
Manufacturing
Printed to order on premium cardstock. Made just for you, packed by hand, and mailed with care.